a very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down.
on her way falling down, an american man catches her , she says : ‘oh thank you, you saved my life, i’ll do anything for you…’
the man says : ‘okay then, sleep with me.’
she says : ‘you PIG!! NEVER!!’
so he says : ‘fine!’ and drops her down.
so she’s falling and screaming.
suddenly a german man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says : ‘oh thank you, you saved me, i’ll do anything that you ask…’
the guy says : ‘fräulein, sleep with me’
she replies : ‘oh you NASTY PIG!! NEVER!!’
so the man says : ‘fine!!!’ and he also drops her down again.
she falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she’s going to die.
suddenly, a muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : ‘oh thank you, you saved my life, i’ll sleep wiyh you!!’
the muslim man replies : ‘ Astaghfirullah!’
and he drops her…