a very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down.

  

on her way falling down, an american man catches her , she says : ‘oh thank you, you saved my life, i’ll do anything for you…’

the man says : ‘okay then, sleep with me.’

she says : ‘you PIG!! NEVER!!’

so he says : ‘fine!’ and drops her down.

  

so she’s falling and screaming.

  

suddenly a german man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says : ‘oh thank you, you saved me, i’ll do anything that you ask…’

the guy says : ‘fräulein, sleep with me’

she replies : ‘oh you NASTY PIG!! NEVER!!’

so the man says : ‘fine!!!’ and he also drops her down again.

 

 she falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she’s going to die.

  

suddenly, a muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : ‘oh thank you, you saved my life, i’ll sleep wiyh you!!’

the muslim man replies : ‘ Astaghfirullah!’

and he drops her…

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